MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
just so we’re clear:
- getting called out for doing something shitty is not the same as “getting hate”
- if someone is telling you that you did something shitty, they are not criticizing you as a person
- messing up does not make you an irredeemably awful human being
- but how you respond to criticism can be a pretty good indicator of your awfulness
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body
The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.
"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"
And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.
this post fucked me up
Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.
And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures ?
You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember.
UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO
I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH
I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
FULL SPEED AHEAD
im too old for this shit